before you read

"I've gotten hit by a car, lost my drivers license, spent days without showering, had my heart broken, lost my wallet, had to pee in a bucket, wrecked my car, got arrested, starved for half the time, got bitten by a snake, and woke up in the middle of nowhere, all in the time of 2 weeks." I raged, my fists turning white.

They looked apologetic and exhausted.

"And guess what."

They replied hesitantly, "what?"

"Those were the best 2 weeks of my life."