Introduction

This is a story of some unfortunate boys just trying their best and wanting to be loved. One is a small, gender neutral Irish snake boy, with awful mental health, who lives with a curse that just makes him seem like a klutz, who works to much, has lived too long, dealt with way to much for one person, and is still somehow is still poor despite the amount of money he actually has. He also is kind of a whore... and does a number of probably illegal things... But he's yet to get caught so it's fine. The other, he may be the incarnation of bad luck but... well, that's just kind of his thing. He's honestly a human form of a big cat, and very passive aggressive (sometimes actually aggressive) dick, but only if it's deserved. Otherwise he's very sweet, and much smarter than he seems. But let's be honest I think they both need help... There is a lot of sarcasm and cheesy crap involved and also some dark things at points. It honestly probably isn't good but I love them and this story so... here we are.