Backstory

In middle school, I made this joke book on a website called Stories City. I have decided to rewrite it because I just found it again and its honestly the funniest thing ever for some reason. More details in the first chapter.
"After Exotic Butters Girl disappeared Lime Man got a new partner, Ranch Boy. Together they help defend the world from a villain called Brain Freeze who holds up frozen yogurt lines asking for free samples."