Prologue

I have a secret. For the past four years me and my best friend have been running an advice column.
Well that's putting it lightly. Cereno is the world number one app. And when I say 'world' and 'number one' I mean anyone who has a phone or computer has it downloaded. For real. I could give you the exact amount of people on the planet right now!
The only problem, the first of two very big problems I mean are: someone knows our secret and she's the biggest B-I-T-C-H in school. And the second one is: how the fuck do I stop this and move onto a normal life?