The Bear Who Wanted To See The World

This is your captain speaking.

Aye, I'm Captain Lana, owner and pilot of The Bumblebee Battleship V. My crew and I capture stories from all over Vita and glue them together in this big vortex of Earthly interwebs.

What's Vita, you ask?

Pfft, humans...

Vita is everything. You earthlings call it "Universe" or "Space". Vita is all of that and more. Different time periods, different paradoxes, different creatures and planes of existence. These stories happened here, and they're all true, you have my word. The word of a Starcadet is noble and pure, and impossible to break.

By the way, the owner of this account, Other Lana, as I call her, has made the cover art. Kudos.

Private, we're ready for takeoff! Full speed ahead!