Chapter One: Welcome to the Family

"Roy, I asked you to stop bedazzling devil's traps on our ceilings!"
Roy and Flora Hellson work for Chicago's greatest murder ring, the Murder Ring. Flora's day to day accounts of their dangerous lives feature a fish with legs, a lifetime supply of rhinestones, several tons of salt, and, of course, mob family murder.
(A spin-off series to The Murder Ring, Book 1: Smells Like Teen Spirits by RynTheFabulous.)