Prologue

[FINISHED]

"How do you do, lover boy?"

"Oh m a m a," Johnny smirked, "You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me."

"That's a new one," The Mona Lisa giggled, "Got anymore?"

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

A story in which a cop falls in love at first sight with the Mona Lisa, not knowing "he" is actually an extremely gay cross dresser.