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Unknown: Y/n?

Capt.Y/n: Uhhh who is this?

Unknown: Yep, y/n.

Capt.Y/n: I ask again, dear stranger, who are you?

Capt.Y/n: Idk why I even bothered replying to you in the first place.

Capt.Y/n: Oh right, I'm bored as hell. That's why.