Chapter 1

Have you ever wondered with morbid curiosity, what an idiot would do if he was thrown into the big wide world to fend for himself? You might say, 'Oh well, I'm doing just fine' but halt for a second and ask yourself this... aren't you just a little bit curious as to where he found the gold on the cover?
Basically a really serious story about really serious people in a really serious world thats gonna be eaten by a really seriously hungry dragon.
Enjoy!
P.S. Not you...the dragon!

(Trigger warning-This book is offensive even to me.)