Spare me the Pleasantries

It's been a long time since Alternian seas were home to FLARPing pirates but things are different now. SGRUB has long since ended and Eridan Ampora was bored. Searching for excitement, he invites Vriska Serket over as a last attempt to rekindle their long lost kissmeissistude. Will hate run bloody red or is this ship destined to sink?