The Book Of Random

Jokes! Puns!
Epically epic randomness, and stuff!
I don't know what I'm doing here!
What am I doing here?
Well, I'm glad you asked.
I didn't. It was a rhetorical question.
Why are you being rhetorical?
Uh, I don't know, cuz' I felt like it?
Shut up. Nothing you say ever makes sense.
Thank-you. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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You need a life.
Shuddup.
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Have fun reading this random book, peoples that just wasted half a minute reading this really weird conversation to myself... XD