Daddy

Warning: don't take this seriously. The story is an in-joke between me and my friends. Deal with it.

Alson is a little, a cranky one at that.

He's a teacher who has to work with bitchy kids daily (if it makes you feel better, the kids hate him too, and he hates the kids). He's also bald and socially awkward.

He stays up ever night, working on grades, and when he does come to school, he's tired a cranky, and all he wants is his Daddy, the principal, Sketch.