Author's Note

Toba Sandlies: Professional in the making. Part-time banker in own finances and amateur fashion designer and trend critic. Personal trainer (twice a year only). Wii Sport Boxing Champion. Proudly fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm, and Sass. Needs glasses, cannot operate or drive any sort of automobile or machinery without them. Will attempt anything if under extreme stress. Usually can be forced out of procrastination within 2 day deadlines. Prepared to accept any work hours and times except for morning. Exceptional skill in losing each job. Also great at stapling hands to paper.