Note Before The Madness Begins:

The March Hare talks to the long dead corpse of his dear friend, The Dormouse in the teapot. The Mad Hatter continues to stitch his hand-made hats onto heads for business. Or so he thinks. The twins turn out to be just one sad, delusional, little boy. The Caterpillar not satisfied with his un-occured metamorphosis even after he proceeded a plan of decapitation. The White Queen crazed with the ideal image of undirty. Meanwhile the Red Queen obsessed with seeing red after a good axe through the neck. And dear Alice, poor dear Alice. She was supposed to be the hero in the story. But I'm afraid Alice is not quite stable. Aren't the characters all? Welcome to Wonderland.

Flames accepted because I don't burn.