Author's note

My name is Natalie. I didn't discover any Carls. I'm not famous. I'm just one of seven billion normal people who's trying to live life.

You've probably heard of April May and her happy saga of how the Carls are here to spread the love.

I'm not April May. The Carls ruined my life. I'm pissed.

An Absolutely Remarkable Thing Fanfiction.