Inappropriate Swear Word Here

The only life Pa-rang has is on the internet. Dear goodness it's hard being a professional procrastinator, not getting things done and stuff. It's even harder when the love of your life gets in the mix. Damn, her world is about to be as screwed as when the cow tried to jump over the moon. So what is there to lose anyway? Might as well join her on this wild train wreck.