number 1

Clint glared at Tony as he pinned up a notice on the wall of the living room. "Stark, is this really necessary?"

"Yes, Barton, it is," the billionaire/genius/playboy/philanthropist replied, "You aren't exactly the easiest person to get along with."

"Neither are you."

"Ignoring that. This list'll make life much smoother for all of us. It's based on countless events that have occurred since you moved in here. There. Done." He stepped back to admire his handiwork. "Take a look."

Clint 'Hawkeye' Barton read the list over with narrowed eyes.