Part 1

A joking small story of how Harry Potter was sorted into Slytherin, it follows, more or less, the main story line, with Ron Weasley instead hating him and Hermione Granger still being his friend and the rest of the Slytherin first years, his friends. He has a closer bond to a braver Neville Longbottom who sits with Harry on a daily basis. This is after fourth year, and the Weasley twins decided to stay. It all started with the need for coffee and a Gryffindor Ron, who decides to have a go at Harry, which leads him to steal some coffee from the head table and to a whole new Hogwarts House.