Chapter 1

"You're such a rude and self-centered asshole you know that ? I can't believe somebody as twisted as you actually exist."
"Damn, what a poor description of my whole being you are making princess. You almost hurt my feelings here. I am everything but rude."

This could have been the boring story of a new girl entering college, finding love, getting married and having a calm and peaceful life. Too bad (or not ?) Lisa isn't driven by any objective of the kind.