Hello, my name is Thana Altessa Flemming, and I am the half-twin sister of Elena Gilbert, as in we share the same mom and were born days apart. My father is Hades while her father is a man named John Gilbert, whom I am forced to call Uncle John. Anyway, a few days after Elena was conceived our mother had sex with my father, Hades, God of the underworld and riches. Ergo, I was born like any other child, just nine months before I was supposed to. Either way, this is my story. Read it or don't, I don't care either way.