Description
Harry's life is a mess, but then again, when isn't it? It would be a dream to have a normal school year for once and Harry has a sinking feeling that he isn't going to get that at Hogwarts. A week before Aunt Marge comes to visit the Dursleys, Harry finds a very interesting advertisment saying that there are open spots in Ranghild the Australian School for Magic and Craft special program. Figuring he has nothing to lose and lots to gain, Harry goes to the auditions. He will have to go to Australia, with all its fantastic beasts, different political views, strange people and classes, and it's very non existent dark lord. Harry only has a couple of question for the school. How the heck is Sam floating and why hasn't he gotten in trouble? Why hasn't the crazy girl Tiara been admitted to a mental ward yet? Who the hell made a female version of Draco and why does she keep flirting with him? Why does the emo kid Tyler say that Harry is his only friend? Is the charms teacher Mrs. Joan really a vampire? And what on earth is the Tri-Wizarding tournament?! This is going to be an interesting year.
Chapter 1 ~ Owls are very, very, very smart
