First World Problems

A book full of mind vomit and incomprehensible rants written when I either:
a) Am pretending to be texting my many, MANY non-existant friends
b) Am on public transport trying to pretend I'm not sad and lonely
c) Am bored out of my mind
or d) All of the above

Laugh at my mistakes.
Cringe when I cringe.
But most of all, join me on this weird and wonderful journey which I have coined, very cleverly, "life".
(It's got a ring to it, I think. Maybe it'll catch on)

It's like vlogging, but for ugly people.