Prologue

The best darn skipping story you ever done heard, seen and eaten in best darn southern town of mississippi. This is a combination of abomination of poems made into fan fictions. Hoping they get your horse tail turned up but, it don't stop there. So don't shove a stick up my butt and call me a candy apple from the state booth with a 70 santiation rating, and sit back and enjoy the ride.