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"Murder wasn't on today's agenda." Namjoon complains, setting his gun and a bag of groceries on their coffee table.

"Neither was kidnapping a Federal Agent, but here we are." a huff comes from the eldest.

"Um..actually murder was on my agenda, but not until Thursday." Jungkook squeaks rather softly - killing people has never really been his forte.

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AU in which Namjoon, Yoongi, and Jungkook are professional criminals but aren't very good at their job and end up kidnapping a federal agent.