:: P R O L O G U E ::

"Scalding hot two shot black coffee, a broken watch and a drumstick that hit my left boob"
I could go into detail on the series of events that lead up to this moment, but what's the fun in that? The prison cell isn't too bad...*freeze frame//cue cliche teen movie intro song here*

Fuck Oliver Heart.
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"I don't believe in accidents or mistakes. I believe in the ever spectacular NOW"
I say this as I beg to be arrested because apparently prisoners can deny bail...can't get the little shit out, so I'll go in. *also cue freeze frame on smirking asshole//play bad boys intro music*

Fuck Violet McCoy, literally.