CHAPTER Fifty-Five - Grubs up

Chapter 55 presents its first Parody work.
Are you tired of your girlfriend, besties or spouse gushing over the tantalizing effects of a book that takes 600 pages to get to the sweaty stuff?
Have you tried to indulge in a bit of naughty fic but it feels like your reading War and Peace?
Well, Chapter 55 is here to help, cutting out the fluff and getting to the stuff.
Strap-on a wrist brace and find yourself a cool place,
It's about to get humid up in here...