Chapter 1- I Fart New York

Poot Lovato was tired of being overshadowed by her fat popstar twin sister Demi. One fateful day, Poot escapes from the basement she was locked in 15 years ago and ends up wandering the streets of New York City. Penniless and penisless, she finds herself begging for change in Times Square until she is approached by a strange man.
Her life would never be the same.