Intro to La La land

So heelo readers, this story is all about me, Alexandria, and my awesome, coffee drinking- hold it you mean to tell me this stupid story isn't about me drinking coffee?!?! and wai- you want me to fall IN LOVE?!?! Yeah, let's see THAT happen...coffee is my one and only true love. Who the smurf is gonna wanna read this trash?!?! BRING ME COFFEE PHEASANTS!!!