Prologue | Our Heroine Declassified

Ophelia Coldwell has ground to a halt. Her best friend is graduating next semester, and going to university on the other side of the country, and no amount of trashy romances will spare her that heartbreak. Melancholic and alone, she puts out an ad online:

VAMPIRE WANTED- MUST BE WILLING TO PROVIDE PROOF OF VAMPIRISM- $3000 REWARD- APPLY BELOW

She never imagined she'd get a response.