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[cat·fish] verb /ˈkatˌfiSH/ *informal*

• lure (someone) into a relationship by means of a fictional persona

• a catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using social media sites to create false identities, particularly to purse deceptive online romance

[de·cep·tive] adjective/dəˈseptiv/

•giving an appearance or impression different from the true one; misleading

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In which a girl by the name of Alyssa Johnson believes she's speaking to a baseball player by the name of Christian Yelich.