Part 1 Easy Life With Neptune (also why max payne here?)

The First Story of Hyperdimension Neptunia x male reader (it me) Its Was Pretty Miss Up Story
And This one Is a Really Better Ver of This one
Neptune: Ohh.. I See..
yup
Neptune: WELCOME TO MY STORY!!!
Are Our Story
Neptune: oh.. WELCOME TO OUR STORY!!!
And We Joining With Random Video Game Characters Like Max Pa-
Max Payne: Are You Guys Talking About Me?
MAX NOT NOW! Devil May Cry And Some Random Anime Character
The Story Being Here.. Max What Was That?
Max Payne: What Was What
There Some Text It Says "The Story Being Here" See
Neptune: oh.. umm.. Max
Max Payne: What You Want Kid?
Neptune: Hey! Who Calling Me a Kid
OK THE START RIGHT NOW!