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Bored. Nothing to do. Weird and Confused. If you are a GRAMMAR NAZI I advise you to leave this alone. I am terrible in grammar and I suck at my tenses. I made this because I just want to. Inspired by ...I don't know.... I don't really care about the construction of the sentence. I don't need it to be perfect. I just want to write this down.. If you really want to comment and criticize the way it was written. Please do so in a polite manner.