• Prologue •

"I want Astoria back, you want Weasel back - for some unknown reason. They'll come crawling back on their hands and knees. Simple, really."

"Are you proposing we fake date?" I asked, incredulously.

He smirked, "Oh Granger, that's exactly what I am proposing."
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Takes place eighth year and they all come back to Hogwarts. Voldemort is dead, however everyone who died in the war is alive.
(Completed) #1 in Hermione and #1 in Dramione