Disclaimer for the salty sporks

"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?"
Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But free laundry was free laundry, right?
"Alright, its a deal."

edit as of May 13, 2020: credit for this (minus the edits of names) goes to gibslythe on AO3

So this story isn't mine, and neither is the art for the cover. I did this for my friend. I hope she knows the shitload of effort I went through just to get this don't in one night. Yeah, its currently 1 am as I'm typing this, and I started copying it here and editing it at about 6pm, so like 7 hours?? Idk I'm just tired