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"Let's do a head count here: your brother the god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins;
let's not forget the man that can and WILL stab you... and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every
single one of them."

Cain swore off making the same mistake of getting close to humans eons ago. But when a melodramatic god threatens Earth, he's called upon by a sassy pirate man to join some kind of superhero boy band. And they're annoying enough to pester their way into his undead heart.