Chapter 1: New school, nothing bad's gonna happen today!

So I was just bored as hell during my typing class in 6th grade and so I started this story to waste time.

LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR.
I HATE THIS VERSION. WITH A PASSION. I NEVER FINISHED IT, AND I NEVER PLAN TO. PLEASE DO NOT PESTER ME TO FINISH THIS CLUSTER FUCK OF A STORY.
~~~~Thank you for your time. ~~~~~