The Junkie Revelation.

Jimmy Crack Stems was getting crack attacks during his banausic subway ride to uptown, he had to get himself off, he was going through the smoke shakes and he needed to rub one off to get through this monotonous ride, so just to feel a adrenaline rush from a self inflicted orgasm, he limped to the back of the subway car and started to precariously unbuckle his belt, Jimmy Crack Stems whipped it out and began to stroke it.