Welcome to the shit parade

BrendonURoss: did u know that 89% in this gc likes dick

Gway: 99%*

AWWsten: 100%*

pepe wentz: lets face it, we all love dick

Mr.Motionless: shit tru that

WARNING: fucking cringey, gay af and a fuck ton of "unfamily friendly alternative content"

WARNING JR.: pls skip ahead to the first three chapters if ya want bc they're cringy af

Mini disclaimer: this is just a FANFIC pls do not take anything seriously in this