The Greatest Show

("And what is your act, Mr Scamander?"

Newt was speechless. "My...oh, erm...I don't have an act-"

"Everyone's got an act," Tina said wryly.)

The story of how Newton Scamander ended up joining the circus.

(Or: The Newtina/Greatest Showman AU that no one asked for but I'm writing anyway)