Welcome to the neighborhood

'Overly gay' Barkley Bush has moved to yet another small town. Jumping for joy, Barkley enters his final year of high school at a new school with new people and new challenges. Uninterested yet sadly hot, the neighbor boy gives Barkley a fake name. Bullies follow Barkley like a fly to the light, pushing him for even a slight movement. Barkley's determined to push it all away and just finish high school without a bang.

But, just maybe, Barkley's plan may have a few unintended changes. And a crown-less king.

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