A/N skip

In which case you move to Ikebukuro and somehow accidentally cause the dreaded info broker and the strongest man in a bartenders suit fall for you - while you just try to survive the never ending stream of bad luck you got

I don't own any of the characters or Durararara
I don't own any songs or objects in this fic either

This fic was originally written over a few years starting in June of 2015 and finally was finished in October of 2017 xD