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Have you ever been dragged to a social event against your own will and were forced to hold conversation with the people around you? Do you wonder how people on T.V make talking to people look so easy? Are you sick and tired of living in your mothers basement while she tells you constantly how you need to grow up and get a job? If so, then you may be what experts (like me) call an awkward potato. Hi, my name is Lloyd. I know you are probably experiencing some shock. An awkward potato? Me? but I assure you, It will be alright. There are a bunch of awkward potatoes who turn out almost normal! Take me for example. I went from being an uncomfortable sweaty teenager to an uncomfortable sweaty teenager with peace of mind almost overnight! How, you ask? It is really quite simple. You see, I am one of the few blessed people on this website who are aware of the power of haikus. And you too can be blessed with the peace and fun of counting every syllable and making sure I know what I'm doing. This book is full of haikus for awkward potatoes by an awkward potato. So say your thanks to the great god Apollo, and let us begin.
A word from an expert
