Prologue: List in Latin and Esperanto Detailing Inflatable Pools as Essential

The universe hates Danny, of that much Danny, is sure of, especially when it's announced that not only are his class going to the Ghost Zone, but they're being taken by two idiots who have never set foot in the Ghost Zone before - his parents. On top of that, Danny knows his secret is going to end up revealed - how can it not be - but dammit is he going to try to claw onto it for as long as possible, especially to all the secrets that come with it.
(The original description got deleted so sorry if this somehow confuses someone?)