*happy Ghoul noises*

The Clergy doesn't go out in public very often, for this specific reason.

Ghost is a polygamist group and their uniforms are a 24/7 thing so doing everyday stuff gets a bit hectic.

Omega just wants chickie nuggies and Papa is getting frustrated with the cashier because dammit, his bois are hungry - stop staring at us and take our order.

This is a straight up crack fic, meant to be funny, but also taken seriously because Ghost is that good stuff.