Here we are.

You hate 'em, I hate 'em, EVERYONE hates 'em. Cheaters are a plague, a CANCER, even. They all need to be destroyed. Which is why we're creating a story about them!

FakeAmourshipper: That seems kind of counter intuitive.

Shut up. What would you guys do?

Agent 4: Something besides a story.

FakeAmourshipper: Yeah.

*sighs* Let's just get on with it.