I wish I was a mermaid- poem

This is a story of many small and strange stories. Some I've entered into competitions, some I haven't. I can't promise you it's all good-because it isn't.
It is a concoction of whatever concepts take my fancy in the moment. It is an evolution of writing as I dibble and dabble and test the water here and there.
It is the Spectacular Speculations of a Scintillating Mind.