Welcome to a World of Rare Pairings!

Hello Shippers and Pokemon Fangirls!
In this book, I will be taking two Pokémon characters, who may seem completely unrelated to eachother in the slightest, and make up a few scenarios and try to convince you that it CAN be a pairing.
Pairings you have never heard of before with such twisted logic it's impossible to ship them! Yet.... something COMPELLS you and says "this is now my OTP"
Just a heads up, most of these will probably be gay. Why? Because I'm a fangirl. Fangirls love gays more than gays love gays.
But yeah! You can request two characters and have me find a way to ship them too if you want!
That's enough description. As it's part of my branding as Evangeline Hisahoshi, I am obligated to say it's STORYTIME