I'm a Schmuck at My Own Bat Mitzvah

"If I had known that going to my Bat Mitzvah would lead me to battle Biblical vampires, stumble upon a place that the Angel of Death shuns, and almost die every 3.14 days, then I would have stayed home."
Breina Brodsky is happy to finally be considered a Jewish adult at 13, but when her Bat Mitzvah turns into a disaster, she is forced to rescue her strange rabbi, deal with a talking goat, and flirt with death.