Map [h.s]

I was in London, but when I woke up i was in Asia, Philippines to be exact. I missed our own concert, lost my wallet together with my phone, I woke up in a girls room with a boner, but the real question is how the heck did I fly across the globe?

(( there are some Filipino words in this story which I also translated please forgive me if I translated it wrong and please do correct me instead of judging. I'm not an expert at translating, I am just writing ))