Description
Before you read any more, we should probably warn you- this is not Fanfiction. Fanfiction is gross. This? This is the story of a high-schooler named Andy Wack and her friends Jona, Duffy, and Pyrus (there are others, but they're not as important). And no, they have NOTHING to do with characters from a certain Disney Channel. That would be gross. Disney Channel is the WORST. But alas, life for Andy isn't easy. Her father left her mother to marry his guitar, her friends are all fighting, and for some reason people keep mysteriously dying, including her friends (we're not telling you who- you'll have to read our story). Soon, the bodies keep piling up, as do the relationships between her friends (there are some weird ones in there you wouldn't expect, so... READ IT). Soon, Andy is thrown into the center of the chain of murders in a race against time to find the killer. Will she and her friends survive? Or will they fall prey to the killer... (It's not as cool as we're making it sound. It's mostly just a collection of uncomfortable scenes. But there is a murderer. And lava. And candelabras. And a kid Timmy [he doesn't last very long]. And the British. And the FBI. And a wedding. And water balloon fights in Winter. And pirates. And bad jokes. And some good jokes. And puns. And oven mitts. One of those things isn't actually in the story, but we bet you can't figure out which one).
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